[Best] Funny Status and Quotes for Whatsapp & FB 2018

Here we are going to list the most funny status and quotes. Best funny and comedy status and quotes are handpicked for you to save your time and effort.

Share them at Whatsapp, FB and other social media sites and have fun with friends and family.

Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Status for Whatsapp and FB

Get ready for some lol and comedy with following funny status and quotes.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Status: I on Not on whatsapp…

Save water – Drink beer!

I love my job only when I am on Holiday…

Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.

Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 😉

Happiness should be shared and one of the ways is to share it via happy status and quotes.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Save paper, don’t do homework.

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves few years ago we think we were an idiot.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Totally available! Please disturb me…

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

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Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! That’s why I’m always calm and silent…

Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 😉

Sort your life with life status and quotes.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Never steal. The government hates competition.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

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Smile… It confuses people…!!

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 😉

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Funny Quotes and Status

So these are the funny status and quotes. You can make your own twist in the statuses and change it a little and use it. This way they will be unique and will never match with status of others.

The best thing about these statuses are that you can use them to make a funny message to sent to your friends, families or groups. We keep updating the page so that you don’t miss the latest funny status.

Why Funny Status?

You have good sense of humor? You love to crack jokes? If answer is yes to these questions than most probably you will love to keep funny status in your FB, whatsapp app or any other messaging apps like hike, we chat etc.

Even if you are serious person, we are sure you must have liked at least some of the above funny status and quotes. Try changing your status to some funny quotes from above and we are sure your family and friends will like it. We keep updating this page, so stay tuned more funny statuses.

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